Thursday, September 14, 2023

"Conservative" Women Don't Belong in Office

 While cruising through the daily cavalcade of horrors, exaggerations, and outright lies that makes up the "Trending News" section on Bing, yes, I do that occasionally, I came across this gem of a story. It led me down a rabbit hole of thought, and thoughts being what they are I figured I should put them to pen, er, type.

Lauren Boebert is one of the darling Republican congresswomen ushered in during the great MAGA take over in the Trump era, there were a number of such people but most notably are probably the women Marjorie Taylor Greene and Lauren Boebert. Boebert apparently was recently thrown out of a Denver theater's showing of a "Beetlejuice" play due to her obnoxious behavior, and if half of the reports are true obnoxious is an understatement. What stood out most in the article regarding Boebert was a little side comment that she is recently "separated" from her husband.

Apparently, she was attending this "Beetlejuice" play with a new boyfriend of hers, I don't believe her divorce is final, when the disorderly behavior occurred. She apparently was vaping, singing and laughing loudly, was verbally abusive to others, and was generally a throbbing hemorrhoid to everyone present in the theater. It sounds to me like she should be required to piss in a cup before being allowed back to Washington, but hey, what do I know. Look at 1:02 of the video, she laughs with her paramour as they leave the theater grounds, she thinks the whole thing is a silly joke. Conservative guys will circle the wagons though and defend this miscreant. What struck me is how this is a common trend amongst women who are supposedly "Conservative" who get elected to office, they inevitably start cheating on their spouse and then ultimately nuke their family while they start going through a carousel of men.

Boebert made a name for herself by opening a restaurant staffed with suggestively dressed women all openly carrying guns. Midwits on the right ate it right up, and the obvious gimmick was a roaring success, so, naturally she took the grift to the next level and ran for office. She would be seen constantly toting guns around at rallies, having guns prominently displayed in video interviews, and incessantly talking about guns. The schtick worked like an extra strength laxative and she won a congressional seat. If you look her up online there is a frankly tiresome gun theme in nearly all of her interviews.

To be clear I am a supporter of gun rights, but I have never understood the people who frankly seem to get sexually aroused by firearms. They are tools, just like any other tool they have a time and place to use, and they can be fun to use, at least that's been my approach. It's kind of like the guys who obsess over their vehicle, and ramble nauseatingly about the engine specs, the modifications done, etc. I never cared, I never will. A vehicle is just there to get me from point A to point B. 

Coming back to Boebert, just think about it for a second, she got thrown out of a "Beetlejuice" play. Let that swish around on your palate for a few seconds. Just think of the level of douchebaggery that you have to reach before theater staff would approach you and say, "Ma'm you are ruining Beetlejuice, we're going to have to ask you to leave."

Boebert and her current fling reached getting thrown out of a "Beetlejuice play" levels of douchebaggery. Achievement unlocked, I guess.

Marjorie Taylor Greene is another example of these moral train wrecks that are "right wing" women in power. Greene is a conservative MAGA darling who occasionally appears on talk shows to, "Tell it like it is" and, "Own the libs". Green recently divorced her husband of 27 years as of December of 2022. After seeing her pop up in MAGA rap videos it was all too clear that this woman was not likely to be a paragon of virtue. They never seem to be, they go to Washington and become strumpets, or perhaps they always were strumpets and their thirst for men is simply directed toward accumulating power.

There are numerous accounts of Greene's incessant adulteries and philandering. The rampant philandering simply reached such embarrassing heights that her husband was placed in the unenviable position of either accepting his wife's behavior and becoming a complete cuck, introducing his wife's current boyfriend at family meals, or, maintaining some dignity and divorcing her. He chose the latter.

Whatever the reasoning behind this obvious pattern of behavior, it seems to be a consistent problem with loud flashy "Conservative" women who become celebrity figures. Perhaps it is as simple as that, if a woman becomes famous it becomes extremely difficult if not impossible to continue to respect the not famous husband she has been with through the years. Especially if the woman is reasonably attractive, there seems to be no end to the right wing fan boys that talk about how "hot" the conservative female rockstar is, I've heard it personally from people for decades now. 

"Look! She's riding a four wheeler decked out in Carharts with a shotgun on the back...what a babe!"

Latent behind all of this is the issue of feminism. A conservative Christian woman doesn't seek to run for office, she is too busy being a wife and a mother, this is why the whole notion of a conservative female politician is really an oxymoron. You can't be a feminist and a conservative, just like you can't be a homosexual and a conservative, etc. The things are antithetical, and I think this is closer to the root of the problem.

Sarah Palin's divorce is another example of this trend. When she came out to give energy to the crippled geriatric 2008 presidential campaign of John McCain the right wing media was abuzz with talk about how great she is, how beautiful she is, and how unfair the leftist media treats her. Naturally as she soared to stardom, selling ghost written books, doing speaking engagements, and was a regularly sought out guest for news shows, the charges of whoredom began to pop up repeatedly. I have no doubt they are true. It seems that right wing men are suckers for country girls who shoot guns, fish, and tell the libs to shove it. So expect conservative inc marketers to give us more Palins, Boeberts, and Greenes in the future, almost as a sort of humiliation ritual for the American right to endure.

It's pathetic to hear grown men on the right talk about how "conservative" some governess, senatress, or congresswoman supposedly is. The reality is, if she was such a conservative she would be at home taking care of her family, not in the halls of congress or in governors mansions. My advice to Lauren Boebert is simple, repent of your sins, go home begging for forgiveness, and take care of your kids. Also, stop going to "Beetlejuice" plays, you're an adult.